Moments

Uncle: When I was young I had to walk uphill three miles, to get to school, we didn't have Nintendo, mobile phones, or computers.

Cousin: (by the looks on his face, I realised how difficult this was for him to comprehend)"Did you have fruit?"

Put a tuning fork in it

During the infamous 'truth and dare' game, I had to sing for a friend once. I declined. But gave in to their pleas, after i was done with the traumatizing 30 seconds, I went back and whispered, "I sang just cuz I love you' to the friend who made me do it and without hesitating she goes “oh don't worry honey, I listened cuz I love you too”